
Anybody who believes "Reality"TV is real, I've got some swampland in Florida I'm selling.
But I have to admit they are getting worse.
My top (or bottom) 10 hates right now.
1) Entertainment Tonight and The InsiderAbout as realistic as plastic gold coins. All Anna Nicole, all the time. RIP.
Everybody knows you paid HK Stern mega-millions, so you can only parrot his side of the story. The way you go on about "only on this program", sure because nobody else would pay him that much. Isn't reality supposed to provide a fair and balanced report? Sorry bad joke. See Network News.
Let her rest in peace, the burial is done, we don't want to still be watching "exclusive" coverage in a month's time.
2) Extra. At least they cover some other news. They also show the other side, but that is
probably because they couldn't afford HKS so they opted for Larry Birkhead. Probably more reasonable. You know this is a bad story when MSNBC’s Rita Cosby was in the church.
3) Judge (put any name you want here) ShowThis shows are to legal justice and truth as Jerry Springer is to the Nobel prize.
There was a guy on the radio a week or so ago that told how he got on one of those shows by making up a story that he wanted to sue his buddy for $700 because that is what he had given him to arrange for a stripper on another friends stag night. When it came to the moment of truth turns out the stripper was a guy. So he and his two buddies hawk this story around the "Judge" shows, and one of them bought it, paid for all three to go to New York, stay at a nice hotel, paid for all their food and even gave him his $700 when they "won" the case.
4) Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother, etcThey must employ the best film editors in the entertainment business.
5) American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, So you think you can danceAnything where the public votes is not a singing or dancing competition, it is a popularity contest. The cutest, the one with the biggest fan base, or
the worst will continue regardless of talent.
6) The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Who wants to marry a millionaire, etcJust how low do you want to go?
7) Trading Spouses, Wife Swap I guess I just answered my question in 6.
8) The ApprenticeDoesn't he have enough money, though I do like his take on HK Stern.
9) The Surreal LifeSo bad it's almost worth watching at least once per season, just so you can go "So that's where they went".
10) Makeover showsCloying or cringe inducing.